No rest for the weary, I suppose.
*vehemently refuses to acknowledge my period yet again*
"Fanfiction," my aunt says, looking thoughtful. "Huh. I’ll have to look into that."
Uh-oh. I’ve created a monster.
What does one do when your friends never text or email you back for months, and then act like nothing happened?
Next writing project: a romance between the NYPD traffic officer and the local trash man.